Ok, let’s be real about public bathrooms. Ladies, what the actual fuck is going on in there? How is it possible to get so much pee on the toilet seat? It’s not even like you have to aim at anything. I can maybe understand if you are hovering and a couple of drops get on the seat, but then maybe your hovering technique needs some refinement. Haven’t you ever heard the saying, “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie?” I mean, it’s just common courtesy. Also, what is the deal with not flushing? Do you subscribe to the notion that if it’s yellow you can let it mellow, but if it’s brown you should flush it down? I don’t care what you do, whether it’s a #1 or a #2 or some combination of both, you should definitely flush it down. Don’t even get me started on finding used tampons everywhere. And I mean ev-er-y-where! I’ve seen them left in the toilet unflushed, on the floor, and even on the back part of the toilet. Like, how in the holy hell did that even get there? I don’t understand. Were you having a tampon-flinging competition with someone in the next stall? I don’t get it. So fucking disgusting. And what’s with the massive amounts of toilet paper some of you are using? I swear, by the enormous wads of toilet paper that I’ve seen left clogging up the toilet, you might as well just use a towel. Or hell, go home and take a fucking shower if it’s really that serious. I don’t know what’s going on. We’re girls! We’re supposed to be the clean ones! Get it together, ladies! Y’all nasty!
One last word of advice, I don’t know what kind of psychopath would use their hand to flush the toilet in a public bathroom, but for the love of god ladies, use your foot. Preferably your fully enclosed foot. It’s the only way!